The only thing I hate more than stepping in dog 💩 is when my data gets sold to companies that have nothing better to do than spam me ALL DAY LONG. So, in order to save you from the madness I'm escaping every single day, I promise to NEVER sell, share, or abuse your data. Plus, I'll never send anything even close to spam your way. If I do, you have my permission to roast me publicly for my hypocritical behavior (and unsubscribe).